Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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