ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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