Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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