Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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