I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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