Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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