if you like me you must not know who I am
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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