She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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