He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
The air taste purple.
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