As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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