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(641): View more from Iowa

I met the friendliest cop last night

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(317): View more from Indiana

I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.

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(949): View more from California

Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life

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(330): View more from Ohio

My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.

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(831): View more from California

The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?

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