Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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