just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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