you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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