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(703): View more from Virginia

At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here

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(845): View more from New York

I feel like our house is getting pulled over.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo

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(240): View more from Maryland

just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five

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(323): View more from California

I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Try sleeping with him.

(402): View more from Nebraska

Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...

(715): View more from Wisconsin

Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.

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