i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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