We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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