I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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