Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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