You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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