I got chris browned last night
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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