wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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