Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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