you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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