Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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