It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Found the puke drawer
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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