Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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