So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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