I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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