he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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