Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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