I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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