what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm having to shit out rocks
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