Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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