After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
