therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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