How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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