I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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