mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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