Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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