there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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