Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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