if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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