does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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