Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Randomize
