So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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