that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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