garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think my fart just growled at me.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
operation harelip BJ is a go
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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