new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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