is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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