so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
