i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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