stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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